1)      Texas Houston Pat Simons

 

I needed a last minute cake for a friend’s “girl’s night in” party and James was very helpful at getting me what I needed with a short time frame. The cake was delicious and although it was very x-rated, per my request, we were able to slice the remainder of the cake and serve it to family and friends the next day. We all got a good little chuckle out of secret as everyone LOVED the cake, but had no idea what it was before we cut it up. The only negative I have to say is the cake tasted like a box cake with tub icing. My suggestion would be to create your own recipes for the batter and icing to make the restaurant more authentic. Other than that, I loved our cake and would use this bakery again.

 

 

2)      Atlanta Georgia Saint Lewis Missouri      

 

I was looking for a certain type of cake and searched online and came across the erotic bakery. I spoke to James he was very nice and very helpful. The cake was delivered on time and the cake looked WONDERFUL! i was very pleased with James customer service. In the future i will defiantly order more cakes and i will also spread the word. Thanks again to James and his staff for a wonderful job.

 

 

3)      Las Vegas Nevada Jason Leiro

 

Good morning james

Everything was fantastic in terms of ordering, processing and delivery. Spot on!!

The cake was amazing. Jason loved it!

 

 

4)      Tamika Tellez Dallas Texas

 

I just wanted to thank you very much for the amazing cake delivered for my husband’s birthday. He loved it and the cake tasted amazing! Kudos to you guys (George and the crew) for your help and attention to detail. Thank you!

 

 

 

5)      Krishay Paige Dallas Texas

 

I needed a last minute cake for a friend’s “girl’s night in” party and James was very helpful at getting me what I needed with a short time frame. The cake was delicious and although it was very x-rated, per my request, we were able to slice the remainder of the cake and serve it to family and friends the next day. We all got a good little chuckle out of secret as everyone LOVED the cake, but had no idea what it was before we cut it up. The only negative I have to say is the cake tasted like a box cake with tub icing. My suggestion would be to create your own recipes for the batter and icing to make the restaurant more authentic. Other than that, I loved our cake and would use this bakery again.

 

 

6)      Florida Orlando Lou Fine

 

I have used this erotic Bakery Orlando twice before. Once for a birthday adult cake, last time it was a erotic cake in my private Anniversary party with a erotic boob cake triple DDD. This time I felt I needed a new idea, an cake that would blow every one away at my old friend Bachelor’s party. Ok the sale person James was kind, and very precise, right to the point all his questions, and most of all answers to my inquiry. This cake was the shape of the male part. The trick he added in was called their own special “Exploding Male Organ”. I’ll try to explain, the shaft and the balls feed our fifty people just fine. The KEY was the head of the male part. Under the head cream was a balloon filled with white cream, the idea is when the bachelor cuts into the head of the male part, it pots, and the cream spills out on the board. Just for the record that worked like a dream. Both Men were happy as can be. I duff my hat, to the erotic bakery of Orlando, one more time…

 

7)      Los Angeles, CA  Beefy Crouch

 

THESE GUYS ARE GREAT!!!
The other day I woke up and thought, it’s my friend’s birthday..she needs a cake with male genitals on it. I googled “erotic cakes” and found Erotic Bakery USA. I was a little shy when I called (bc it’s not everyday you ask for a penis on a cake) but the guy who took my order was super helpful and walked me right through the process. They’re very professional and thorough- they triple checked my order to make sure it was right and had it delivered to my friend’s bday without an issue. They took care of everything from conception to delivery.
The cake was fun, tasted delicious and was enjoyed by all. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you use these guys.

 

 

 

8)      saint Lewis Missouri   Geisel Delatejera

 

I was looking for a certain type of cake and searched online and came across the erotic bakery. I spoke to James he was very nice and very helpful. The cake was delivered on time and the cake looked WONDERFUL! i was very pleased with James customer service. In the future i will defiantly order more cakes and i will also spread the word. Thanks again to James and his staff for a wonderful job.

 

 

9)      Washington DC Prerna Agarwal

 

The experience was amazing right from the beginning. James handled everything professionally and the cake superseded the expectations. It was not only great looking, it tasted awesome too. Infact, couple of random people walked upto us to check te cake out. The delivery was handled professionally as well. I will recommend erotic bakery to anyone interested in such stuff. Here is a picture we took and we have no problems sharing it.

 

 

10)    Florida Miami   Andrea Lasota

 

I was a little afraid to order a cake online/via phone but everything was perfect! The delivery was convenient and the cake came right on time. Couldn’t have asked for a better design and the bride loved it! The cake got great reviews from the party from the taste to the look! Would definitely order from here again!

 

11)    Chicago Illinios Erica Kane
Just got my cake and it is AWESOME!!!!! Thanks a bunch!! I will definitely be a returning customer!!!

 

12)    Manhattan New York City Jasmine Cook

 

My experience dealing with Erotic Bakery was awesome the prices are fair and the cakes they make are very delicious and gorgeous . I will be ordering again very soon

 

13)    Philadelphia Pennsylvania Andrew Woods

 

 

I ordered a cake for a friend and was very pleased with the ordering process, the professionalism and the quality of the cake. The freshness, quality and taste was excellent!!!

 

 

 

14)    Chicago Illinois   Erica Rokose

 

OMG!!!!! THE CAKE I ORDERED WAS SOO FREAKIN AWESOME!! THE SIZE WAS PERFECT THE DESIGN WAS EXACTLY WHAT I ORDERED AND THE CAKE WAS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD!!!! THIS PLACE IS SO AWESOME I AM GETTING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE AND MY FRIENDS BABY SHOWER CAKE FROM HERE!! THANKS AGAIN FOR MAKING MY BESTIE’S 30TH BIRTHDAY A HIT!!!

 

 

15)    St Louis Missouri  Peter Schmitt

 

Hey James,

The cake looked great and tasted awesome. It definitely ended up being a highly of the bachelor party. My experience ordering was easy, as well. I wasn’t sure quite what I wanted and James helped me through the options quickly, while also making sure that there was some personalization to the final product (frisbee nipples in this case). Overall, great looking and tasting cake that will definitely be something that we talk about for years to come.

Best,

Peter

 

 

16)    Miami Florida  Andrea Horn

 

I was a little afraid to order a cake online/via phone but everything was perfect! The delivery was convenient and the cake came right on time. Couldn’t have asked for a better design and the bride loved it! The cake got great reviews from the party from the taste to the look! Would definitely order from here again!

 

 

 

 

17)    Chicago Illinois Jay Jordon

 

Hi James,

I’m so sorry that I’ve just sent a review of our cake, but work has been ridiculous.

This is my review:

Exotic cakes Chicago Illinois

Loved it

First of all I am absolutely pleased with the erotic cake that we ordered from Exotic Cakes. James was outstanding, helpful, professional and wonderfully witty. With his help we were able to turn a somewhat stressful time into an enjoyable experience. This was my niece, Skyler’s bachelorette party cake and, lets just say it was a hit!! The cake was perfect, appearance, size and taste! I will order from Exotic cakes whenever I have cake needs and I am telling all my friends about them. James you were and are a joy to work with and I look forward to my birthday cake with you. Jay Jordan

I will and would recommend you to all of my friends.

James, you are delightful!

 

18)    Indianapolis Indiana Julie Cuomo

 

Hi James and George!

Yes you can quote me but first name only please and no email address ok?

“Everything from ordering to delivery was great, James was super helpful placing the order for me and helping me select just the right cake. The booty cake was a huge hit for our party the restaurant gave an applause and said it was the best cake they had ever seen! Thanks for making our party a huge success!” Julie

I will send a picture in a email to follow.

Thank you I will def be back to order another cake this fall!

 

 

19)    Denver Colorado Thomas Hymer

 

Dear James,

Thank you so much for the Erotic Cake we ordered for May 21st. We were very impressed and got quite a lot of laughs from everyone! I was impressed with your service and the timeliness of the delivery. The cake was delicious too!. Thank you so much for helping to make our party a success!

Sincerely,

T.H. and gang

 

20. Jeff (Atlanta, Georgia ) —

We were all coming from different parts of the country for a adult bachelorette party, some from Atlanta, Las Vegas, New York & Georgia all to Florida Boca Raton shores at our rented beach house. When I got there I realized the cake was missing from the goodies for this bachelorette party for my best friend. My sister told me that she was on the net and would find an exotic cake, and she found this site. Wow, is the only way to describe them, hundreds of photo’s, thousands of stores all across the country. I was sold before I got to the phone number. Called, ordering was a snap, Linda on the phone made it effortless, and smooth. Called us before and after the delivery, sent photo’s of the cake before We were all coming from different parts of the country for a adult bachelorette party, some from Atlanta, Las Vegas, New York & Georgia all to Florida Boca Raton shores at our rented beach house. When I got there I realized the cake was missing from the goodies for this bachelorette party for my best friend. My sister told me that she was on the net and would find an exotic cake, and she found this site. Wow, is the only way to describe them, hundreds of photo’s, thousands of stores all across the country. I was sold before I got to the phone number. Called, ordering was a snap, Linda on the phone made it effortless, and smooth. Called us before and after the delivery, sent photo’s of the cake before delivery to approve. Can not get better than this. Cake was divine, looked better than I excepted, made me look great to the girls, get this, it even tasted superb. That’s that, I would like to mention that we all stayed up way past our bed time, and my hangover is still with me, hahah Ta ta for now

21-  Jill (Charlotte , North Carolina) —

I was looking for a cake for a friends bachelorette party.  Went to the website, tons of great photo options.  I ordered a cake from them about a 2 weeks before I needed it.  They were very professional on the phone, asking good questions about exactly what I wanted.  Got all the info and emailed me a copy so that I could double check.  Everything looked great so I sent it back.  The day of delivery, they called and checked in several times to make sure it was delivered on time and in good condition which it was!!!  The cake turned out perfectly what I asked for and tasted great too!!  Would totally recommend them to a friend or use them for another party!!

22. Joshua (California , Escondido) — San Diego, Ca

AWESOME!!  My wife and her best friend share a birthday so her husband and I decide to throw them a Dirty 30.
I didn’t even know where to start on these kind of cakes but everyone at spoke to was helpful.
The our wives and all our friends absolutely loved the cake and we let everyone at the party know that this is the place to go for ANY cake they need.

23. Elizabeth (Washington DC)  —

I’ve had a fantastic experience with the bakery! I’ve used them twice now for bachelorette parties and each time was a wonderful experience. The first time, I felt like I had no clue what I was doing, but Aaron walked me through the process and helped me find the perfect cake and perfect slogan to put on it–it was delicious, fed enough people, had an exploding balloon, and everyone just loved it! The second cake was equally amazing! Also, the delivery process was so smooth, simple, and efficient. I can’t recommend the bakery enough.

24. Vanessa (Florida , Jacksonville) —

Contacted store at around 1 pm needed an emergency cake for my sister’s bachelorette party that same day at 8pm. My friend and I spoke to Aaron who was not only a pleasure to deal with, but very patient. After choosing the cake we wanted ( a chocolate male organ), we had some difficulty getting the confirmation faxed in order to sign it and send it back. This was however, no fault of Erotic Bakery, my friend’s fax machine was affected by previous bad weather. Aaron stayed on the phone with us very patiently while still remaining pleasant. He even helped troubleshoot the problem and finally we got everything up and running and were able to complete the transaction. The cake was supposed to be delivered by 8 pm to the club, but amazingly, despite the short notice I gave in placing the order, the cake was delivered earlier. It was beautiful and delicious. I highly recommend Erotic Bakery as you will not be disappointed. Great customer service skills and very accommodating!

25. Jeanine (New York, Glen Oaks) —

This bakery is the best I’ve used. Not only do they deliver, not only did they do both my cakes (two different occassions) the day before the party (and my cakes were 3D) but they are very professional and made me feel ok about ordering an erotic cake. I would recommend this bakery to anyone!!!

26. Colleen (Washington DC) —

Last minute order.  Called them from DC the day I had to travel up to NY for a bachelorrette.  They made the cake in a rush order as I was on the train, and delivered it to the bar the party started at so that it was there when I got there a few minutes after getting into Penn Station.  Delicious, hassle free, perfect..

27. Eulises (New York, Yonkers) —

What can I say?
Erotic Bakery gets Five Stars from Me.
Excellent Customer service, delivered on time and the cake looked amazing and tasted great.

This was the year for customs cakes to celebrate my parent’s birthdays.
On 8/10 my mom encouraged my brothers and I to order an erotic cake for my Dad’s 56th birthday. I placed the order, customer service was excellent. Aaron, who took my order, was amazing with helping me customize the cake. As promised, it was delivered to my parent’s house in Newark, NJ on time. The cake was a great size, the design and details were amazing and the most important part it was so fresh and tasted amazing.
The look on my dads face when he saw the cake was absolutely priceless.

To make a comparison, my mom hinted she wanted a custom cake from the that famous bakery in Hoboken, NJ… not to mention any names, but the one that has its own show.
So on July10, my brothers and I wanted to surprise her, so we got her the cake there. I had to wait over an hour to get in the bakery, and then it was so packed.
Then on the day of my moms Birthday I had to pick up the cake. I made it part of the birthday experience so I took my mom with me..
She enjoyed the experience but we had wait on a long line to pick-up a preorder cake and again the place was so packed it was hard to move around.
Of course, my mom was excited and appreciated it. The cake visual was pretty but it was simple square shape, airbrushed, with a printed image of her favorite Disney character. When we ate the cake my mom was disappoint and asked me not to order from there again. She said she could of gotten this type of cake at her locally bakery.

So, my point… Erotic Bakery ROCKS…
They should get their own show….

28. Bethany (Maryland, Clarksburg) —

I was worried that ordering an exotic cake would be an embarrassing experience, but these people made it easy and stress-free. I was planning a non-local bachelorette party in Dewey Beach, DE. I ordered the cake online, someone called me to confirm and then the cake was delivered to the vacation home we rented on time. The bachelorette was ecstatic and all the girl’s loved the taste of the cake. It was very light and fluffy. Highly recommended!

29. Diana (New York, College Point ) —

Needed not only an awesome birthday cake for my brother’s Big 21st B-Day but it was last minute too, literally the day before. And boy did we get it! You can see a picture of our cake with the caption “MOMO’S NAUGHTY B-DAY CAKE”. It was awesome! it was a surprise and My brother and his friends were all in shock when they saw it. I will definitely be calling them again for future parties.

30. Johanna (New York, Forest Hills) —

service was superb they are awesome when it comes to last minute orders. delivery guy was great. i purchased Virgina cake for my friends bachelorette party and even the restaurant was amazed that the cake i brought looked real and better then what they have to offer. wish i had enough timing to take a pic and post

31. Nichole (New York, Manhattan) —

I had the best service from the bakery. I ordered my cake from new york, new york over the phone and I had better service then if I was in a store. Delivery was fast and pleasant. The phone rang and my great service started and ended with all the great attention my cake received at my party. Order your cake were ever you like but order your cake here if you want a piece of mind. and your imagination is thier canvas. That’s only my opinion . BUT I AM A SATISFIED CUSTOMER

32. Cynthia (New York, Oakland Gardens) —

This bakery’s service was unbelievable, the manager was helping me with my order and he was so patient and helpful. He was very nice and polite. My cake was in the shape of a chocolate penis, the cake was gorgeous it was a surprise for my daughters birthday. They are true to their word when they tell you only 1 hr notice. I received my cake right on schedule, my daughter had no idea it was there they showed up right when I asked them to. I almost forgot to tell the cake was delicious it was moist and everybody enjoyed it. I gave out their business cards to everyone in attendance. I will be giving them a call for my next event.

33. U.S. (New York, New York) —

I ordered a cake for my friend’s bachelorette party in April in New York City.  I was a little nervous since she is so conservative, but Neil at the bakery was great and helped get me something that was PERFECT for her.  I got my confirmation details immediately, I got the phone calls I was promised the morning of the party, and I received an AMAZING cake.  It was exactly what I wanted, and it was surprisingly delicious!  The only glitch was the delivery guy took longer than he was supposed to, so my cake arrived a little outside of the “delivery window.”  But, the bakery kept me updated the whole time and I felt well-taken care of.  I will absolutely use them again and recommend them to anyone!

34. Lauren (Connecticut , Sherman) —

I ordered a custom naughty cake for a couple who just got together after years of friendship- he an older man and she a younger woman. Aaron in NYC who took the order was creative and came up with a unique concept that was naughty but no too far. The cake was delivered within 6 hours and was PERFECT! I rate the customer service A+ from order, to payment, to confirmation and delivery. And the cake, well, it was the hit of the dinner party and a terrific salute to an extraordinary couple.   OVER THE TOP FANTASTIC!

35. Cristina (Philadelphia, Buskill) —

So, I wanted to surprise my best friend in the world with something very personal and special and then my boyfriend told me about Erotic Bakery USA. I thought it was an awesome idea so i ordered one of their adult novelty cakes for her. I can say, they did one hell of a freaking job! The cake was more than words could explain and my best friend loved it! She didn’t even want to eat it but save it as a souvenir lolz. Thank you Joe! You did a wonderful job and i will def be doing more business with you guys! Very easy to work with, precise, and on time! Go Erotic Bakery USA! I talk to you guys for my birthday in July! 🙂

36. Eugene (New Jersey, Bergen ) —

My wife was going for a double mastectomy with reconstructive surgery to follow, so we decided to hold a “Pre-Surgical” party. I decided to contact the Erotic Bakery and order a cake suitable for the occasion. They baked a cake exactly as I requested. A chocolate cake of a woman from the bikini line up to her neck with the breasts showing (naked). The lower area was decorated with a polka dot bikini. It looked fantastic!! Furthermore, it was exactly as I requested, chocolate through and through. The beautiful appearance of the cake was secondary to the fact that it was one of the best cakes I ever had!! Keep up the excellent work!!

37. Joanna (New York, Brooklyn)

It was a pleasure doing business with this bakery. They were always available and pleasant on the phone. I got exactly what I asked for, it was a hit. And delicious might I add!! I highly recommend them and would do business with them again.

38. Sarah (New Hampshire, Tilton) —

my name is sarah,
I ordered a penis cake for my friends 25th birthday! Well one because i thought it would be super awesome and two well its just too funny. Aaron was totally awesome through the whole process and when the cake was delivered my to my work my friend was standing there and she died laughing it was great! She loved it. It made me happy. I definitely plan to order more in the future. The staff was awesome all the way around. A very good experience indeed! Thank you so much!

39. Nakia (New York, Brooklyn) —

My name is Nakia
my friend want a penis cake for they’re bithday so i went to look for a bakery that does cakes like that and i ran acroos the Erotic bakery. The cake was very good it was very moist very big everybody enjoyed it  my friend enjoyed it even more. They delivered it on time and everything was perfect. i will definitly be ording my birthday cake from them.

40. Cynthia (New York Brooklyn) —

I ordered a cake for my husband’s 40th birthday. The cake came out perfect with great detail. It was easy to order and they had some great ideas for me. They delivered direct to the restaurant on time. The cake was delicious and everyone loved it. I was voted the best wife ever! I recommended the site to all our friends and will definitely order again!

41. Yari (New York , Brooklyn) —

hello my name is yaritza
it was my co-workers birthday and i decided to be unique and get him a cake that i know he would enjoy. i ordered an a$$ cake it was nice, delicious, he enjoyed every minute of it. Joe  was awesome kept in contact with me to the very end. delivery was on point and on time. i plan to order more cakes from them in future reference. you guys are the best and for the price you cake beat that at the last minute. a++++ to you guys
we all enjoyed it at work thanks!!!!

42. Margi (New York, Glen Head)  —

hi my name is maribel it was my boyfriends birthday and wanted to get him something different and nice and the erotic bakery did a amazing job on the titi cake i ordered he is a boob guy he was so shocked but enjoyed the cake it was so good i got him a yellow cake with chocolate filling it was light but with lots of flavor and great texture i will get another cake from them and everyone of my friends will to i thank them so much .

43. Teddy (New York, Manhattan) —

I bought cupcakes to cheer up a friend and wow–these things are detailed, clever and taste great too. The service is impeccable and goes out of its way to meet your needs (I wanted it to be a surprise delivery and they helped coordinate that). I didn’t expect an erotic bakery to be so skilled. My mistake. I’d use them again for sure.

44. Elizabeth (Maryland, Worton0 —

I wanted a slamming cake for my girlfriend’s birthday and what better than  a penis cake. It was amazing. And for me waiting last minute it was awesome that I was able to do this cake it such short time, especially in my area. *Little hick town of Maryland* The cake was fantastic. It did feed for as many as they indicated, and it was what I did order. The cake was delivered in the time frame I wanted,and I would definitely order from these people again. Again, thanks a lot. It was well worth it!!

45. Kate (New Jersey , Summerset) —

I decided to surprise my husband with a boob cake for his birthday. I didn’t even know how to find a bakery to make it and stumbled across this site online.  Aaron was extremely helpful and was able to help me place my order quickly.   I even added some details to the cake last minute and they were quick to accomodate me!
The cake was a huge hit and was delicious too!
I’ve told everyone about this site. These guys are pros! Look no further!

46. Thomas (ohio, Goshen) —

I needed a tittie cake for my friend for his 24th birthday. he is always at hooters so i wanted to find him a hooters cake. I found www.sexcakesusa.com on the web and there it was a hooters cake. i called. the person i talked to was very professional he took my order and had it delivered on time. the cake looked better than i imagined and it tasted great. i would definitly use this bakery for all my baking need in the future and i will refer them to all my friends and family who have similer needs.keep up the good work guys. it was a little pricey but well worth it

47. Sarah (New York , New York)

— These guys rock!!!

I placed an order through Joe at the Erotic Bakery for my boyfriend’s birthday party at our apartment.  Not only did i request the cake with less than 72 hours to go but Joe also helped with suggestions.. I’d been running around NY like a mad women, stacks of bags and sweating amongst the crowds.. I’d popped into all those cakes shops people recommend in NY on the websites – Little Red Hens, Ruthys etc  and all i received were blunt and harsh ”we need 5 days notice” responses.  Even after going from Chelsea Mkt to East 85th!  One call to the Erotic Bakery and the cake was delivered on time, it looked fantastic (exactly like the pictures from the internet brochure) and tasted just as good.. It took one call!  Hats off to these guys.. Thoroughly recommend for all parties where you dare to surprise!  These guys truly are the 24/7 experience!  Dont bother with the rest!

48. Josie (New Jersey, Hudson ) —

The cake was great!  Not only did it look good it was delicious.  The driver was very professional and on time.  Everyone was very pleased.
I would definetly order from the bakery again.

49. Alicia (New York, Queens)

— Highly recommend their services. Very professional, thorough, efficient and met my expectations. I ordered a cake in October 09, will be using them again for another function in November 09.

50. Maggie (Massachusetts, Essex) —

erotic bakery ROCKS.., plain and simple…, i planned a party in less than a week and was in a sheer panic about the cake. i didn’t think i had enough time as the day came closer. i called 2 days in advance and i have to say…., erotic bakery works like a well oiled machine…, they have their sh*t DOWN over there! (pardon my language…) haha…., seriously though…,  the follow up calls that were made to me to let me know what was going on, to the extreme politeness, efficiency, and genuine CARE that was given into making sure that i was satisfied with every detail was PHENOMENAL, right down to the front door delivery of the final product. (which, mind you, was a MASTER PIECE).., everyone LOVED IT…, INCLUDING the guest of honor….. i couldn’t have been happier. i will definitely recommend these people to all my friends!!! 🙂

 

 

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